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Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Gives Awesome Speech - Video

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Ashley and I pretty much ❤️❤️
Without the airport wedding bit..

"I hope you fall in love
With someone who always texts back and never lets
You fall asleep thinking you’re
Unwanted.
I hope you fall in love with someone
Who holds your hand during the scary parts of
Horror movies and burns
Cookies with you when you’re
Too busy dancing around the
Kitchen.
I hope you fall in love with
Someone who sees galaxies in your eyes
And hears music in your
Heartbeats.
I hope you fall in love with someone who
Tickles you and makes you smile
On hard days and on easy
Ones.
But beyond all that I hope
You fall in love with someone
Who will never leave you behind
And who will never take you
For granted, someone who
Will stand by you when you’re
Right and stand by you
When you’re wrong,
Someone who has seen you at your worst
And has loved you
Still.
I hope you fall in love
With someone who
Kisses you in the rain
And hugs you in the cold and
Wouldn’t have you any other
Way."

— Wouldn’t It Be Wonderful, l.h.k.  (via olivia-ross)

(Source: ive-been-john-watsoned, via arcana--imperii)

"

1. Chocolate is only a temporary fix.

2. A properly-fitting bra is not a luxury. It is a necessity.

3. Your happiness is your happiness and yours alone.

4. How to apply red lipstick.

5. How to wear the crap out of red lipstick.

6. A boyfriend does not validate your existence.

7. Eat the extra slice of pizza.

8. Wear what makes you feel gracefully at ease.

9. Love the world unconditionally.

10. Seek beauty in all things.

11. Buy your friends dinner when you can.

12. Wear sunscreen like it’s your second job.

13. Try with all your might to keep in contact with far-away friends.

14. Make the world feel at ease around you.

15. Walk with your head up.

16. Order a cheeseburger on the first date if you want to.

17. Never, ever bite your nails.

18. Swipe on some lipstick, put on your leather jacket, and sneak into a bar somewhere.

19. Learn from your mistakes that night.

20. Dental hygiene is not multiple choice.

21. Your GPA is not a confession of your character.

22. There is strength in breaking down.

23. You don’t have to like yoga.

24. Pick a tea.

25. Take care of your feet.

26. Pick a perfume.

27. Even if you’re tall, wear the heels anyway.

28. Classy is a relative term.

29. Drink whiskey if you like whiskey.

30. Drink wine if you like wine.

31. Like what you like.

32. Offer no explanation.

33. Advil and Gatorade.

34. You are no less of a woman when you’re in sweats and gym shoes than a woman in stilettos and a pencil skirt.

35. A woman is a woman is a woman.

36. Love your fellow woman with all your heart and soul.

37. Cry, uninhibited, with your friends.

38. Laugh until you can’t breathe with your friends.

39. Tell me everything.

40. Exercise to be strong and healthy. A beautiful soul needs a sturdy vessel.

41. There is no shame in hoping for love.

42. My cooking is the best cooking.

43. Do not take sex lightly.

44. I mean it.

45. Anna Karenina. I’d like it if you read it.

46. The world spins on the principle of inherent tragedy.

47. Do not be blind to it.

48. Men are effectively idiots until the age of 26.

49. Carbohydrates are not the enemy.

50. Involve yourself in an organized activity of your choosing.

51. Listen to classical music occasionally.

52. Take hot baths.

53. Do not use bath salts.

54. You are more than capable.

55. I promise.

56. Don’t smile if you don’t mean it.

57. Mean your anger. Mean your sadness. Mean your pain.

58. I am always, always listening.

59. Travel.

60. Get stuck in a foreign country with $4.67 in your account.

61. Make me furious.

62. Make me worry.

63. Come home smelly, tired, and with a good story.

64. Your story isn’t really yours.

65. You are a compilation of others’ stories.

66. Well-fitting and modest is ALWAYS sexier than too small and tight.

67. Who cares if glitter isn’t tasteful?

68. It’s too much eyeliner if you have to ask.

69. Learn to bake for when you’re sad and I’m not there.

70. Humility and subservience are not synonyms.

71. Wash your face twice per day.

72. Be gentle with your skin.

73. Science is really cool.

74. So is literature.

75. And history.

76. And math.

77. There is no substitute for fresh air.

78. Carry your weight.

79. Make up for it later if you can’t.

80. That salad is not better than pasta and it never will be.

81. You’re fooling no one.

82. Find at least three green vegetables you can tolerate.

83. A smoothie is not a meal.

84. Expect the best from everyone.

85. People will let you down.

86. Bask in the sun (wearing a sunhat and SPF 90).

87. There is a certain kind of man you need to avoid at all costs.

88. You’ll know it when you meet him.

89. What other people say is right doesn’t always feel right.

90. What feels right is where your happiness is.

91. Give thoughtful gifts.

92. Form an opinion.

93. Stick to it.

94. Exfoliation in moderation.

95. Argue with people when you need to.

96. If it’s worth fighting for, fight fiercely.

97. Don’t fight for acceptance.

98. You shouldn’t have to.

99. Take pictures, but not too many.

100. Follow your bliss at all costs. (I’m cutting you off at 22, though).

101. Chocolate ice cream, however, might just be a permanent fix.

"

101 things I will teach my daughters (via herbau)

(Source: unmaiden, via farahpop)

hip-hip-poohray:

Vintage Disney Icons

(feel free to use)

(via bettybonesco)

quenchmydesiretakingmehigher:

thatenglishchap:

l-i-gh-t:

harrie5:

HWAT THE FUCK SI THIS
WHA T TH FUCK
HO W D ARFE TH EY
WHEN I WAS A GUCKING K ID FREDDOS COS T 10P
TEN PENNIES
NOT FUC KING SIXTY FIVE WHA TIS THIS BULLSIHT
WHY THE  FU CK WOULD SOMEONE PAY 65P FOR 12 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATRE ARE OY U OFF YOUR ROCKER
G ET OUT
GET OUT

what.. what has happened to THE FROG OF OUR NATION

WHAT THE SHIT.

How did they go from 10p to 12p to 15p to 20p and now this?Do the people in charge of this think we don’t notice?

quenchmydesiretakingmehigher:

thatenglishchap:

l-i-gh-t:

harrie5:

HWAT THE FUCK SI THIS

WHA T TH FUCK

HO W D ARFE TH EY

WHEN I WAS A GUCKING K ID FREDDOS COS T 10P

TEN PENNIES

NOT FUC KING SIXTY FIVE WHA TIS THIS BULLSIHT

WHY THE  FU CK WOULD SOMEONE PAY 65P FOR 12 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATRE ARE OY U OFF YOUR ROCKER

G ET OUT

GET OUT

what.. what has happened to THE FROG OF OUR NATION

WHAT THE SHIT.

How did they go from 10p to 12p to 15p to 20p and now this?
Do the people in charge of this think we don’t notice?

(Source: captain-harrie, via abumblingfool)

rnazerunner:

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

rnazerunner:

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

(via missbrenna)

"two faced girls … . ."

— (via bearinwolfsfur)